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Posted 10-01-2012 at 05:10 PM by gddt!

You may ask yourself, "What the hell does GDDT! stand for?"
Well I'm here with a history lesson for you. Back in freshman year of college, my friend Andrew’s parents were going on vacation and taking his little brothers with them. So of course we decide: PARTY!! My friend Jesse and I decided to take it upon ourselves to make this thing the real deal. Build a pirate ship with a plank and put it in the pool, rent a velcro wall, get a snow cone machine and see what liquor we can put in it, you know, the usual AWESOME that I am full of. The main event was going to be lube wrestling (we actually had many girls sign up).
So even though Andrew didn't consent to any of this (at this point), Jesse and I decided to go look for the lube. We hit the local mall to see what we could find but alas, nothing there. Across the street was a naughty fun shop, so headed over. As soon as we walk in, we cornered the cashier and said “We need the biggest thing of lube you have.” (we might have been holding hands for effect but I’m not too sure). With an odd look on her face, she went into the back room and moments later she returns with a dusty tub of what was called ‘Elbow Grease’. “That’s not enough” but unfortunately that was all they had. At that moment we learned something. LUBE IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
We decided to find alternatives to lube. So we head over to a grocery store to check out the price of various oils. But during the drive over we were discussing ridiculous things women could wrestle in. At one point I proposed Elmer’s glue and on beat, Jesse’s response was, you guessed it! Girls don’t do that! Now to finish the story, we found the prices of cooking oil and it was something to consider.
Later that night, we shopped online and found a BARREL of lube and decided that a $3000 was not in our price range, especially if we had to get all that other stuff for the party.
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    MaryJane's Avatar
    So wait...what's the name stand for? lol God damned dusty tub?
    Posted 10-01-2012 at 05:33 PM by MaryJane MaryJane is offline
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    gddt!'s Avatar
    Gargling Gallons of Dirty Twats.
    Posted 10-01-2012 at 06:04 PM by gddt! gddt! is offline
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    MaryJane's Avatar
    oh
    Posted 10-01-2012 at 06:15 PM by MaryJane MaryJane is offline
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    Giant Giraffes Duking in Taiwan
    Posted 10-01-2012 at 08:24 PM by gddt! gddt! is offline
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    MaryJane's Avatar
    That's my favorite
    Posted 10-02-2012 at 06:56 AM by MaryJane MaryJane is offline
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    Galvanized Grandmas Incinerate Toddlers
    Posted 10-02-2012 at 02:28 PM by gddt! gddt! is offline
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    MaryJane's Avatar
    That's something serious
    Posted 10-02-2012 at 08:07 PM by MaryJane MaryJane is offline
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    I threw a rave in which girls wrestled in chocolate.

    I went to every grocery store within 20 miles of the venue (which was in a redneck town in the middle of nowhere) and bought all of their chocolate syrup. Every cashier that asked wtf I needed all the chocolate for, I gave them directions to the venue... Hehe.
    Posted 10-03-2012 at 09:56 AM by killshot killshot is offline
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    MaryJane's Avatar
    lol <3
    Posted 10-03-2012 at 09:59 AM by MaryJane MaryJane is offline
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    Posted 10-03-2012 at 10:04 AM by killshot killshot is offline
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    gddt!'s Avatar
    I'm sold. When's the next event? lol.
    Posted 10-03-2012 at 04:03 PM by gddt! gddt! is offline
 
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