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Posted 08-30-2008 at 07:37 AM by Gloomy Bear

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and Noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, Particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which Operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable Programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these Problems, but to no avail.




What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.




But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.


)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and Husband 1.0 will cause it to crash.




In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.




Good Luck,
Tech Support
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  1. Old Comment
    killshot's Avatar
    I also recommend Hot Lingerie 7.7
    Posted 08-31-2008 at 03:30 AM by killshot killshot is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Zyryel's Avatar
    Lol
    Posted 08-31-2008 at 01:25 PM by Zyryel Zyryel is offline
  3. Old Comment
    GlisteningManTool's Avatar
    I'm in tears. That's really funny.
    Posted 08-31-2008 at 09:26 PM by GlisteningManTool GlisteningManTool is offline
  4. Old Comment
    jomama1138's Avatar
    Or you can go the opposite route with Girls Night Out 3.1
    Posted 09-01-2008 at 10:26 AM by jomama1138 jomama1138 is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Gloomy Bear's Avatar
    Can't argue with Hot Lingerie 7.7. Might I also suggest Lap Dance 6.0
    Posted 09-02-2008 at 08:31 PM by Gloomy Bear Gloomy Bear is offline
  6. Old Comment
    jomama1138's Avatar
    How about Bi-Curious Girlfriend 5.3.1?
    Posted 09-02-2008 at 09:40 PM by jomama1138 jomama1138 is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Gloomy Bear's Avatar
    I'd install that, for sure ^_________^
    Posted 09-02-2008 at 10:28 PM by Gloomy Bear Gloomy Bear is offline
  8. Old Comment
    Weaselheadx's Avatar
    Ah that's why I can't keep a female, I have the NFL 3.0 and the Happy hour 7.0 going before the Husband 1.0
    Posted 09-03-2008 at 09:24 AM by Weaselheadx Weaselheadx is offline
  9. Old Comment
    jomama1138's Avatar
    I think NFL 5.0 was a major downgrade. The designers of that program have no imagination. And Happy Hour 7.0 costs too much money, and has too many bugs, like the Hangover Virus and DUI spamware. I'll stick with Spread Offense 1.0 and Herbal 4.20.

    Husband 1.0 just wastes too much memory. Then again, so does Boyfriend 5.0
    Posted 09-03-2008 at 12:27 PM by jomama1138 jomama1138 is offline
  10. Old Comment
    Gloomy Bear's Avatar
    I'd try finding Experimental 2.5, but it's still has some bugs. If you use Experimental 2.5 & open the Bondage 1.0 application, sometimes it will confuse itself & act as the DomesticViolence 8.9, a destructive virus.
    Posted 09-03-2008 at 02:08 PM by Gloomy Bear Gloomy Bear is offline
  11. Old Comment
    jomama1138's Avatar
    Really depends on which party you receive the application from...There just no telling until you install the app. Definitely hit or miss.
    Posted 09-03-2008 at 03:05 PM by jomama1138 jomama1138 is offline
 
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