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About Me

  • About Mette_Th13teen
    Im your Majesty!
    Copenhagen, Denmark
    About Me
    Im Danish, I have a hubby + 1 dog, 1 cats, 4 rats and 16 tarantulas ♥ My knuckles read "MAJESTÆT" which means Majesty.. Oh, and I love photography!! I work freelance as an alt. model & photographer, I have a personal website and an alt. erotic community and I love my life!
    Be warned - I enjoy the little things, random shit and pictures of things that might seem like minor stuff to you but mean the world to me :-)
    Who I'd Like to Meet
    Anyone fun, interesting, HONEST, intelligent and free of prejudice! :-)
    Cats, dogs, rats, tarantulas, shoes, belts, flee markets, Mexican stuff/food, purses, creativity, cooking, taxidermy, sewing, drawing, photography, camouflage, crafts, cheese, pole dancing, drinks, music, concerts, friends, tv-series..
    Metal, rockabilly, psychobilly and alike :-) I pretty much like all kinds of music but those are my main interests and always has been.
    All That Remains
    Killswitch Engage
    The Haunted
    Electric Frankenstein
    Dark Tranquility
    Dick Dale...
    Dead Snow
    Army Of Darkness
    Hell Boy
    Bride Of Chucky
    Sin City
    I pretty much only read "how to's" when it comes to animals and such...
    Bruce Cambell
    Asbjørn Riis
    Vincent Price
    Bettie Page
    I dont watch much, hardly anything.. But I love relaxing to tv and movies!!
    Any 80s crime solving/detective series like A-team, Columbo, The Persuaders, Magnum and so on...
    Parks and Recreation
    My name is Earl
    Will & Grace
    True Blood
    Flemmings Helte
    Modern Family...
    Only when drinking
    Marital Status
    Undergrad Degree
    I am here for?
    Um, to look at naked people., The community
    Never going to happen
  • Model Information
    Photo Sets
  • Signature
    What goes around, comes around - so think twice before being a bitch!

Visitor Messages

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  1. ZombieBunny
    01-05-2011 04:35 AM
    Haha, that's awesome!!
  2. killshot
    01-01-2011 11:55 AM
    Hey you are online.. come in chat!!!!!
  3. ReeRee
    08-24-2010 02:46 AM
    Hello! xx
  4. muffmuff
    08-20-2010 11:18 AM
    I signed up on your site.
  5. muffmuff
    08-17-2010 05:40 AM
    You and I are always online at the same time (5-7AM Pacific). This is around when I get home from work. Hit me up sometime. I'll attempt to juggle for you in chat.
  6. muffmuff
    08-16-2010 06:11 AM
    Hey, hope you are doing swell.
  7. Mette_Th13teen
    06-07-2010 12:24 AM
    Thanks a lot
  8. NaughtyLibrarian
    06-05-2010 07:34 AM
    Hi and welcome
    I checked out your blog and I just wanted to say the pic of your little doggie is soooo cute! The name Zombie is so fitting--I love it!
  9. killshot
    06-05-2010 03:46 AM
    20 tarantulas!? Eep!
  10. Mot
    06-05-2010 02:14 AM
    Hiya Mette Th13teen,
    Welcome to!

    I'm Mot, the EroticBPM hostess.

    We are a friendly community and love to meet new members so don't be shy!
    fill out your profile, upload some photos, say hello on the forums, post a blog, comment on a profile, and make some friends!

    If you like the models, have not joined yet and want to see more. You can Join Here.


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Latest Blog Entry

Posted 05-04-2011 at 01:04 AM by Mette_Th13teen Comments 5
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I quit.. I have decided to quit altporn all together, well almost! I already quit EBPM, which was my last site as an active altporn model and perfomer. I will also close down my solo site or turn it into something else.. Everything but Payback Baby! - Im keeping that and I might even keep up modelling there if the craving surfaces

My heart is not really in it anymore, it has become more work then fun and that is not what I wanted. I never did this for the money...

Posted 05-01-2011 at 10:47 AM by Mette_Th13teen Comments 2
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This isnt really an update on how life is going and other rather random things, that happens in my country home <3 But I thought that you guys might be interested in seeing photos from shoots, I do for portfolio and fun?! I did this yesterday, they were shot by "Made By Maja" and I edited themselves.. My co-model in one of them, is Seraph:


Posted 04-26-2011 at 10:10 AM by Mette_Th13teen Comments 0
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Found myself in a shitty situation so Ill be selling naughty movie clips with myself as the star! The clips are will be from like 7 to 15 minutes, there are several to go around so you can buy more if you really feel like helping out! Clips are $10. Email me for details, payment and such:

Posted 04-15-2011 at 08:34 AM by Mette_Th13teen Comments 7
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This is just going to be whining, so much whining its not even funny.. Im really down in the dumps these days! And no pictures.. Seriously, no fun at all.

My mood really sucks these days, kinda depressed and sad. The worst part is that the sun is shining and I just wanna go to bed and watch my shows or movies... I feel sad, I feel lonely, we are broke and in battle with the owners of our previous apartment to name a few of the shitty things, I call life these days! Stressed and tired,...

Posted 04-09-2011 at 10:59 AM by Mette_Th13teen Comments 2
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New blog, you can read it 2 places:


I posted it here too but there were 48 pictures in it and Im only allowed 30.. Well not only, since that is more then normal but still not enough for a photo whore like me <3
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